1 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:05,744 . 2 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,746 - [laughing] Yes! 3 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,922 Yes! 4 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,054 Death. 5 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,403 - Mr. Griffin? 6 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:14,101 - What? What? I-I told you 7 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,493 today was a day for quiet reflection. 8 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,321 - Can we at least do a Miles Mission? 9 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:18,844 - Not needed today. 10 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,411 I'm writing a book that's going to crush him, 11 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,239 so everyone stop talking. 12 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:24,981 Just go to sleep. Does anyone know any lullabies? 13 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,201 - ♪ The sun is yawning 14 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:29,942 ♪ It's sleepy-time 15 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:32,249 ♪ Dreams are spawning 16 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,121 ♪ Clouds decline 17 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,426 - O-okay. Interesting. 18 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,689 Is that an original? Yeah? 19 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,735 All right, well, I have a lot of follow-up questions, 20 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,998 but I will not get sucked into any of this today. 21 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,001 [Pixies' "U-Mass"] 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:51,312 ♪ 23 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,575 - ♪ In the sleepy west 24 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,968 ♪ Of the woody east 25 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,101 ♪ Is a valley full 26 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,364 ♪ Full o' pioneer 27 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,801 ♪ We're not just kids 28 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,803 ♪ To say the least 29 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:07,110 ♪ We got ideas 30 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,286 ♪ To us that's dear 31 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,462 ♪ Like capitalist 32 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:12,898 ♪ Like communist 33 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:13,899 [mechanical clanking] 34 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:14,900 - [yelps] Ah! 35 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:15,988 Stupid water heater! 36 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:18,295 - ♪ You've heard about 37 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:20,471 ♪ And redneckers 38 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:23,387 ♪ They get us pissed 39 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,562 [music stops] 40 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:26,782 - [exhales] 41 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:30,133 Jack, my friend, you just wrote your way 42 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:32,614 out of this dried-up turd of a town. 43 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,791 - Did you just call Toledo a dried-up turd town? 44 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,141 - I did. I did, and it is. 45 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,751 And thanks to this book I finished, 46 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:43,103 I will not be here much longer, hence the champagne. 47 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:45,017 It's a beautiful day outside. 48 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,715 Why don't we call it early? 49 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,238 Cheers, guys! 50 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:50,327 [chuckles] 51 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,155 [door closes] - We've got some time. 52 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,722 How about the rest of that lullaby? 53 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,332 - Sure! 54 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,813 ♪ The sun is yawning 55 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,641 [Ramones' "Listen to My Heart"] 56 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,599 ♪ It's sleepy-time - One, two, three, four! 57 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,514 - ♪ Next time, I'll listen to my heart ♪ 58 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:06,648 ♪ Next time, well, I'll be smart ♪ 59 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:13,742 ♪ 60 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:25,319 [cell phone chiming] 61 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,757 - Hey! Jack-O! 62 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,193 I got your text. 63 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,673 What's the big news? 64 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,675 - Well, I just finished writing a new book, 65 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:36,156 and I'm gonna expose you for the fraud you are. 66 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,896 - Yeah, it's my friend Jack. 67 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,071 He wrote a book! 68 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,812 - Jack! - Way to go! 69 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,466 - Are you at a party? - Uh, no, more of a-- 70 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,555 it's like a chill sesh, really. 71 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:48,385 Um, that's David Eggleston, my, uh, publisher. 72 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,040 Steve Jones... from the Sex Pistols! 73 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,216 [laughs] And, uh, Bill Nye! 74 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,696 - I'm sorry, what is happening? 75 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,915 - We're all in the same meditation class. 76 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,091 Oh, and this is Fiona. 77 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,397 Uh, she's a model. 78 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,356 At Warby Parker! 79 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,922 Clever as well. 80 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,010 Where are you? 81 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,577 - Oh, I'm, um... 82 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,405 I'm actually also-- I'm at my 83 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,277 lady friend's apartment. 84 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,887 - Is she 75? [laughs] 85 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,324 - All this old lady stuff is-- she's being ironic. 86 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:15,847 You know. - Yo, what's up, Jack? 87 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:18,372 - Oh! Flav's here with the nachos! 88 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:21,244 - Wait, Flavor Flav was in your meditation class? 89 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,246 - No. I'm just a fan of Miles. 90 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,030 His book changed my life. 91 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,597 Philosophy, boy-ee! 92 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:29,905 - Ah! So, what's your book about... boy-ee? 93 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,428 - Well, I can tell you what it isn't. 94 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,908 It's not some upbeat pop philosophy 95 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:34,910 with a dumb title like "A Hundred Smiles 96 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,738 in Your Pocket" or some... - [laughs] 97 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,696 - Yeah, no, my book is the real deal. 98 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,742 It's called "The End: A Philosophy of Death." 99 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,440 It's tough stuff, but I think it's really gonna resonate. 100 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:46,138 - Hey! Eggleston's one of the top boys as Colfax. 101 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:47,618 Have you sent them a copy? 102 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,272 - Yes, Miles, I didn't forget to send 103 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,621 my book out to one of the biggest 104 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:52,275 publishing houses in the country. 105 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,755 - Great, then I shall put in a good word. 106 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:56,497 Not to brag, but they're kind of obsessed with me. 107 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,238 - He's the best! - Oh, shut up. 108 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,456 Oh, it-- ah, he-- 109 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,936 listen, we gotta go, Jack, uh, 110 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,981 because David Blaine's about to levitate 111 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,244 on the driveway. 112 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,897 See ya! 113 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:08,291 - Why is Miles getting to hang out with a Sex Pistol? 114 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,032 I should be hanging out with a Sex Pistol. 115 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,338 [upbeat percussive music] 116 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:14,471 - You gotta get the... - I know... 117 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:17,518 - Oh, look at you two sharing another Cobb salad. 118 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,302 You know what I say. 119 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,217 Share everything except negativity. 120 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,914 both: Mm-hmm. - And napkins. 121 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,786 - Yeah, we're with you. - Oh, crap! 122 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,310 Superintendent's been on hold for 42 minutes. 123 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,920 - Wow. - Good job, Helen. 124 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:31,662 - Okay, guys, uh, we need to update 125 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,969 everyone's emergency contact info. 126 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:37,277 As you know, last week, Mrs. Kenwood had a fall. 127 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,279 We called her emergency contact. 128 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:42,194 Turns out it was her ex-boyfriend 129 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,500 and current stalker. 130 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,110 Long story short, he already knew. 131 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:46,416 Not a good guy. Okay. 132 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,983 So let's get started. 133 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:51,334 Michelle has put down her husband, Keith. 134 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,162 - Dreamboat alert! 135 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,685 - Michelle, please, we need to get through this quickly. 136 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,208 Stef has put down Mary. 137 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,558 - Cobb club! 138 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,211 - Okay, can we just-- thank you. 139 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:02,345 Mary has put down Michelle, and Cathy has put down Ben-- 140 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,782 - Wait. What did you just say? 141 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,698 Mary, what is the deal, girl? 142 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,439 We were sitting next to each other 143 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,006 when we filled these out. 144 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:13,617 I put you down, and I told you to put me down. 145 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:16,620 - Right, you definitely told me to put you down, 146 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,361 but I'm a grown-ass woman, so I decided 147 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,841 to put Michelle down. 148 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,930 Don't have a Stef freak-out and start yelling. 149 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,192 - I am not yelling! 150 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,367 Ralph, am I yelling? 151 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,542 - Ralph, would you call this yelling? 152 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,196 - Would you consider this a yell? 153 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:29,154 'Cause I think this is a very low-decibel "Ralph"! 154 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,679 - Ralph, when someone yells-- - I don't even yell, Ralph! 155 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,202 I have a change of voice, Ralph! 156 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:35,160 - Hey! Oh, I can't do this. Walk away, Ralph. 157 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,553 - You know what? 158 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,729 You can share your lunch with someone else. 159 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,210 And give me my damn tomato. 160 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,864 This is mine. 161 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,303 - You can have half my beefy broccoli. 162 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,566 It really needs to be eaten today. 163 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,047 It's right on the edge. 164 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,357 [upbeat percussive music] 165 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,359 - All right, well, you didn't get it. 166 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,491 ♪ 167 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,537 Oh, come on. 168 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:07,062 ♪ 169 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,629 Even the Germans? 170 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,763 Tell you guys, man, the whole publishing world now 171 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,591 is filled with a bunch of corporate frat guys 172 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,593 just so busy high-fiving themselves 173 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:19,901 and quoting "Scarface" to appreciate real genius. 174 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:22,251 I'm gonna be stuck in this dead-end hell town forever. 175 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,601 - Yesterday you called it a dried-up turd town. 176 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,038 - Sounds like you're warming up to Toledo. 177 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,518 [cell phone chiming] 178 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:29,911 - Uh, quick, everybody, uh, pretend 179 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,000 you're at a fancy cocktail party. 180 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,871 - This is a wonderful fancy cocktail. 181 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:37,527 - Free shrimp, I can just... eat as much shrimp as I want? 182 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,311 All of it? - Alcohol. 183 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:40,704 Because we're grown-ups. 184 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:43,490 - Stop! Okay. All right. That's enough. Plan B. 185 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:44,795 Just cover your mouths and shut up. 186 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,623 Don't say anything. Hello! Miles! 187 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,059 - Hey! Jack-O. 188 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,321 Brilliant news. 189 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,584 My publishers want to work with you. 190 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,499 - Your publishers want to work with me? 191 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,065 Great, well, tell 'em they better hurry up 192 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,806 'cause I'm about to close a number of deals 193 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,460 on "A Philosophy of Death." 194 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:58,635 You know, big deals. 195 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,463 A big number of-of big deals. 196 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,813 - No, uh, not a problem, 'cause the guys at Colfax 197 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,641 didn't actually want that book. 198 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,730 They felt it was a little dark. 199 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,471 But they loved your other idea. 200 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,907 - What other idea? 201 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,474 - "A Hundred Smiles in Your Pocket." 202 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:14,172 - I was being sarcastic. - Uh, oh, were you? 203 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:15,652 Well, they love it. 204 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:18,133 A hundred fun, easily digestible 205 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:20,178 philosophy nuggets that help you smile! 206 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,484 - I've got the lemons! 207 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,355 - Steve, mate, I'm on the blower here, bro. 208 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:26,010 S-sorry, Jack, it's Steve Jones. 209 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,969 - Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols? 210 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,275 Are you kidding me, Miles, what is happening over there? 211 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,363 - I know, right? 212 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,409 Weirdest week ever. 213 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,497 - Yeah, all right, well, you know, 214 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,542 look, I'm not a sellout, 215 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:36,630 so why don't you go ahead 216 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:37,848 and find some other clown 217 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,502 to fill your pants with smiles? 218 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,982 - Ah, mm, that's a shame, 'cause, I mean, 219 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:44,159 it would mean a $40,000 advance. 220 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:47,379 - Uh, 40-- well, yeah, I'm gonna do it! 221 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,512 I mean, of course I'm gonna-- 222 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:50,861 what was the idea, though, again? 223 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,515 "A Mile of Smiles in Your Bonnet"? 224 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,908 I'll write it down this time. 225 00:07:58,434 --> 00:07:58,608 . 226 00:07:58,652 --> 00:07:59,870 - [chuckles] 227 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,393 Oh, magnificent. 228 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:02,873 - Your new water heater's ready to go. 229 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,528 - Great! Thank you, Jiffy. 230 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,051 - That's the name of the company. 231 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,053 My name's Don. - Your name's Don? 232 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:11,055 Well, how was I supposed to know that? 233 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,230 All right, well, I don't have time 234 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,536 to read your whole shirt, pal. 235 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,060 All right, thanks. Take care. 236 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:17,540 - All right, you're all set. 237 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:18,976 Time for you to get to know your remote. 238 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,412 - I-I think I got it, man. 239 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,240 Um, and do me a favor, leave the box. 240 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:24,068 I think I'm gonna be moving to New York City soon. 241 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,330 Yeah, oh, and, uh, why don't you get 242 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,593 something nice for your wife? 243 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,898 - Ooh. Thank you. 244 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,596 But I do not have a wife. 245 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:30,901 I want a wife so much. 246 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,468 - Okay. All right. Off you go. 247 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,687 Thank you. 248 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,429 [cell phone chiming and buzzing] 249 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,045 Hey! Miles. 250 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:46,482 - Howdy-hi, Jack-O! How's the book coming along? 251 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,266 - It's going great-- hey, speaking of, uh, 252 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:51,400 when can I expect that, uh, money to hit my account? 253 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,097 - Listen, that's why I'm calling you. 254 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,882 You need to fly out to New York on Friday 255 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,884 and just do a little dog and pony show 256 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,581 for the guys at Colfax. 257 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,278 - So, what, I gotta bro out with a bunch of middle-aged 258 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:02,367 frat guys who know nothing about good writing? 259 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,935 - No, you just gotta present some "smiles." 260 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,937 - Sure, man. Uh, yeah, whatever. 261 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,852 - Well, then, I shall tell them full steam ahead. 262 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:11,115 Listen, I've gotta go-- me and David Blaine 263 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,290 are getting our teeth whitened. 264 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,944 More. [laughs] 265 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,119 Mental. Ciao for now. 266 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,120 - Aw! 267 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,469 Why does he get to... 268 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:20,647 [upbeat percussive music] 269 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,649 Excuse me. 270 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,302 - Hey, Jack! 271 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,304 Have you ever seen a turtle 272 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:29,133 with a kitten riding on its back? 273 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,744 - Uh, no. 274 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:33,094 - Well, you got somethin' to look forward to, hon. 275 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,791 - You know, this incessant happy talk 276 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:35,879 is a form of harassment. 277 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,141 - Aww. 278 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,882 What you got there? 279 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,493 - It's an Italian espresso maker for the faculty lounge. 280 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,713 - Fancy. Does it make cocoa? 281 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,541 Because I'm a strict cocoa-tarian. 282 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,195 [wheezes] 283 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,762 - You know, I mean this in the nicest possible way, 284 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:53,331 but you might be the worst person I've ever met. 285 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,073 - I'm gonna squeeze the candy out of ya! 286 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,815 - See, I really don't like blue cheese. 287 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,425 - Oh, just... 288 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,820 Just laugh real hard at whatever I say. 289 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:04,908 Just... yes? 290 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,344 - Oh-ho-ho! 291 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,651 [both laughing] 292 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,001 - Hoo! - Oh-ho! 293 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,655 [both laughing] 294 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,178 - Quick, tell me the funniest thing 295 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,789 you've ever heard in your entire life. 296 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,921 - Um... oh, well, Keith made me the cutest lunch. 297 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:21,359 - [laughs] Yes! 298 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,840 - Ha-ha! You... [laughs] 299 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,756 [all laughing] 300 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,630 [clock ticking] 301 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:34,024 - You're just staring. You're not doing anything. 302 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,330 - Actually... 303 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,072 You know what I want to know from you guys? 304 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,682 Tell me, what makes you smile? 305 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,380 - This feels like a trap. - No, no, it's not a trap. 306 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,381 Come on, guys. Extra credit. 307 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,992 Wh-what makes you happy? 308 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,210 - Getting my biology book back. 309 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,690 - Mutant strains. 310 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,692 - My iPhone. - "Star Wars" LEGOs. 311 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:50,519 - Dinner with my dad 312 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,434 every third Wednesday. 313 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,392 - I got one-- so an African-American, 314 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,612 a Mexican-American, and a honky walk into a bar-- 315 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,918 - No. No. Uh-uh. 316 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,571 No, we're not gonna-- we're not gonna do that. 317 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,312 That's-that's not what I'm talking about. 318 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,836 Think more, like, warm and fuzzy, you know? 319 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,881 And-and don't be afraid to share somethin' 320 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,535 that just makes you feel good. 321 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,407 - It feels really good to pee in the shower. 322 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,800 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. I know. 323 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,584 But that's-that's not what I mean. 324 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,195 [feedback whines] - Sorry to interrupt 325 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,023 all the learnin', but I got a little bad news. 326 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,590 The wasps have overtaken the band room again, 327 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,288 so practice is canceled. 328 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,898 Don't be sad, though, 329 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,422 because every frown is just a smile 330 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,250 you're lookin' at the wrong way! 331 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,425 [feedback whines] 332 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,601 - Oh, Helen, you beautiful idiot. 333 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,779 [upbeat percussive music] 334 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,910 [door closes] 335 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:40,090 ♪ 336 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,788 Hey! 337 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:42,963 - Good morning! 338 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,269 - There she is. Uh, Helen, would you like 339 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,967 to come to dinner tonight at my place? 340 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,752 - I knew I shouldn't have worn this low-cut blouse. 341 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,799 Jack, I am sorry, but you're just not my type. 342 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,930 - No! No, it's not that. 343 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,105 I just thought it might be nice 344 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,672 for us to get to know each other. 345 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,282 - Really? 346 00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,763 Well, I would love that! 347 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,200 Looks like somebody got bit by the sweetie bug! 348 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,462 - Right on my li'l bum-bum. 349 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,942 - Oh! - [laughs] 350 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,944 - Your bum-bum! 351 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,294 Oh, that's so cute! 352 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,557 I have not heard "bum-bum." 353 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:13,994 I am gonna have a nip slip on this. 354 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:17,998 . 355 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,521 - Jack. 356 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,175 That was the most sumptuous plate of food 357 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,785 I have ever had in my whole life. 358 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,656 - Yeah. Spaghetti's good. 359 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,484 Uh, but listen, there is... 360 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,791 another reason why I brought you here tonight. 361 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,445 - Damn this blouse! 362 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,360 - No, Helen, it's not the-- it's never gonna be the blouse, 363 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,188 all right, I just, I'm working on a book 364 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:37,017 to help people smile, and I thought, 365 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,542 well, who makes me smile more than anyone? 366 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,413 - Helen? - Yeah. 367 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,024 Ha-ha. Helen does. 368 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,200 So, um, I need your help. 369 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:49,029 - Oh, I'd be so honored to help you with your book. 370 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,508 You know what I always say. 371 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,163 Always go for a second helping of helping! 372 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,035 - Okay, yes! That's the stuff I need. 373 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,427 Yeah, I-I need-- I need more of those. 374 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,907 You got a bunch of those? 375 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,735 - Well, how about we get together tomorrow, 376 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,302 maybe lunchtime, 377 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,738 and I can give you a whole bunch of 'em-- 378 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,522 - No, no, no. No, uh, now. 379 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:05,741 I need 'em now. 380 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,482 - Oh, Jack, I-I'm tuckered out. 381 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,092 It's almost 8:30. 382 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,441 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, just-- 383 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,356 I just need-- I need 75 more of these, 384 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,054 and then we're good-- come on, we can do it. 385 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,839 Look, I'll, uh, I'll make us some coffee. 386 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:20,582 - Oh, I-I really shouldn't. - Helen. 387 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,844 What's one cup? 388 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,238 - Ugh, God, that smells good. 389 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:32,289 High fives and low fives are better than no fives! 390 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,377 - Ha-ha! 391 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,901 - If somebody calls you a wet blanket, 392 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,772 ask 'em how they'd like it in a desert 393 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,860 if they saw you there. 394 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,079 Are you getting this? 395 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,994 - Yes. Yes. M-more. More. 396 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:44,345 - If you step on a berry, you just made some jam! 397 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,521 I think I need more coffee, Jack. 398 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,481 If you pass gas when you leave a room, 399 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,005 it's called a toodle-oo! 400 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,702 - That the first half of something? 401 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,269 - If you spill your milk, 402 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,401 it's just a paper towel gettin' a promotion! 403 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,360 Oh, my God, here's a good one, Jack. 404 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:02,711 If you escape the womb, you can escape anything! 405 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,104 Boom! 406 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,671 - I am gonna be rich. 407 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,499 [upbeat percussive music] 408 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,327 [phone ringing] 409 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,068 - [snoring] 410 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,811 - So that was the Wikipedia entry, 411 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,945 and this is your paper. 412 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,294 - Okay, Ralph. 413 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,600 It is the third Friday of the month. 414 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,428 Funky Friday? 415 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,343 The day that Mary and I usually break out the karaoke machine? 416 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,215 Well, today, Mary can suck an egg, 417 00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:31,566 because you and I are going to crush a duet. 418 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,437 - Oh, no, I haven't performed in years. 419 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,919 I mean, I played trombone in a ska band in college. 420 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,529 You know, the Skanky Doodles. 421 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,618 We had a killer rendition of "Proud to Be an American," 422 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,969 all ska'd out, and, you know, it was ironic. 423 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,319 But also, no, we were very patriotic 424 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,190 but also questioned everything. 425 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,671 You know, the... '90s were nuts! 426 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,151 - You'll be fine. 427 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,848 No one's gonna be looking at you anyway. 428 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,111 See you later, girl! 429 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,635 [door handle shuffles] 430 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,944 - What is this? - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 431 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,164 That's my presentation. Give me that. 432 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,730 Don't ever go through my stuff again, 433 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,951 or I'll beat your ass with whatever I can... find. 434 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,474 - Aw, you seem upset. 435 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,346 Yo, maybe this will cheer you up. 436 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:15,218 Fries are like jeans-- they, uh, go with anything. 437 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,481 - [laughs] That's very funny. 438 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,309 You know what's really gonna cheer me up? 439 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,702 All the money I'm gonna get from the millions 440 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,051 of people who buy my new book. 441 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,357 - "Hundred Smiles in Your Pocket"? 442 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,184 That's lame. 443 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,794 - "You grow each day. 444 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,187 Just ask your fingernails." 445 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,710 - Yeah, well, of course it sounds terrible 446 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,972 when Marcus reads it. 447 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:30,973 - This is the book you told Miles 448 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,366 you weren't gonna write. 449 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,107 - It seems like you're selling out, boss. 450 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,586 - No, this isn't selling out. 451 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,284 Let me just explain how the world works. 452 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,589 You see, sometimes, you write something 453 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,721 that's just so brilliant 454 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,679 that dum-dums don't want to publish it. 455 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:45,509 So you go schmooze with a couple Chad Bro Chillingtons, 456 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,033 you know, and then you crank out 457 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,296 whatever drivel they want, get paid. 458 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,385 - That is the exact definition of selling out. 459 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,039 - Yeah, well, I'll be sure to explain that 460 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,518 to the Sex Pistols when we're watching 461 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,433 David Copperfield levitate in my hot tub. 462 00:15:56,477 --> 00:16:00,611 - Maybe he can pull your integrity out of a hat. 463 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,223 - He certainly made your principles disappear. 464 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,051 Right? - Ha. Magic puns. 465 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,400 Yeah, nice. 466 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,315 The ultimate indicator of popularity. 467 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,230 You know what? I'm gonna take off, 468 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,883 go to the airport early, 469 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,276 grab a Cinnabon. 470 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,758 - I got it-- "Maybe David Copperfield 471 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:17,933 could pull a rabbit out of--" 472 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,717 - Dude, he left. 473 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:25,027 . 474 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,160 - It is Friday! Who's ready to get funky? 475 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,770 - Hey, guys. 476 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,033 - Me and my bestie are going to sing it out. 477 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,776 Come on, Durbs. - All right. Ahem. 478 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,343 - ♪ I tell you what I want, what I really ♪ 479 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,171 ♪ Really want, so tell me what you want ♪ 480 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,999 ♪ What you really, really want ♪ 481 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,783 - ♪ I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ♪ 482 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,655 ♪ Really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-nope! ♪ 483 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,528 Guys, I'm sorry, this... ugh, this is wrong. 484 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,964 All right? And I don't mean my singing. 485 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,619 I think I surprised everyone, including myself, 486 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:55,231 with how good I was, but Mary and Stef, 487 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,799 you guys, you've had the smallest disagreement, 488 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,062 a-and you're both being so stubborn. 489 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,803 I mean, one of you has gotta step up 490 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,196 and be the bigger woman. 491 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,068 - I know he did not just say "bigger woman." 492 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,071 - Fine, you know what, I guess-- 493 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,160 I guess I did freak out a little bit 494 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,423 because I was jealous that you picked Michelle, 495 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,296 and I thought we agreed we were picking each other. 496 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,819 - But we didn't agree. 497 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,255 You told me to put you down and just thought 498 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,866 I would follow along, and I usually do. 499 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,912 Cobb club. Funky Friday. 500 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,654 Getting our nails done on the 14th of every month. 501 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,090 Gotta come up with a name for that one. 502 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,310 - So you don't like all of that stuff. 503 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,094 - No, I love it! 504 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,097 But that doesn't mean I'm gonna blindly do everything you say. 505 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,665 Besides, I only chose Michelle as my emergency contact 506 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,275 'cause if something crazy happened to me, 507 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,886 well, you'd be right by my side doing it too. 508 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,279 Remember the last time we almost died? 509 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,108 Drunk, topless, parasailing in the Bahamas? 510 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,458 - Mm-hmm. Girl, you're right. 511 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,851 I guess if there was an emergency, 512 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,680 chances are we'd be in it together. 513 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,116 You know what, Ralph? 514 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,771 Make Michelle my emergency contact too. 515 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,773 - Aww! You're so sweet! 516 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,035 - Mm-hmm. 517 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,515 - So, okay, worst-case scenario, 518 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,864 how long do you want me to wait 519 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,953 before I give that plug a little yank? 520 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,609 - Jeez, Michelle! - Long! Very long! 521 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,480 - Okay. Okay. 522 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:13,701 [upbeat rock music] 523 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:18,445 ♪ 524 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,446 [elevator dings] 525 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,883 ♪ 526 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,364 - All right, come on, bitch. 527 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,366 Come on, bitch. 528 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,238 You got this, bitch. 529 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,284 Don't be a bitch! 530 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,285 [elevator dings] 531 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,373 [music stops] 532 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,553 Come on, bitch. You little bitch! 533 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,642 Hey! What's up, bro? 534 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:42,730 What's up, bronies? 535 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,253 Hey, brosephinas. Nice. 536 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:48,039 Oh! It's the Egg-Man from the FaceTime. 537 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,912 [as Al Pacino] Say hello to my little friend. 538 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:55,308 Mm? Oh? Yep. [imitates fireworks] 539 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,744 - Hey, Jack. 540 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,398 Uh, we're really excited about this. 541 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,182 - Totally. 542 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,709 - You okay, Jack? 543 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:08,582 - No. 544 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,236 No, guys, I can't, uh... 545 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,976 I can't do this. 546 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,935 [sighs] Look, I, uh... 547 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,067 I want to tell you guys about something better. 548 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,853 It's called "The End: A Philosophy of Death." 549 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,768 That's me. 550 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,900 That's what I'm about. 551 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,598 - Yeah, I thought Miles told you. 552 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,252 It's not something we're interested in. 553 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,950 - Well, that's the only book on the table today, so... 554 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,734 - We get it, Jack, I mean, 555 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:34,042 the smile book must have been pretty tough for you to write. 556 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,218 - Hold on a second there. Who said it was tough? 557 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,002 'Cause that wasn't tough, all right? 558 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,048 And if you guys read what I wrote, you'd love it. 559 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,745 You'd go nuts. You'd buy it in a heartbeat. 560 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:44,444 Here, let me just-- hold on. 561 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,836 Oh, God. 562 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,360 Who threw away all this potato salad? 563 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,057 - That was mine. Sorry. 564 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,233 - All right, well, whatever, I'm just gonna hit you guys 565 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,887 with a couple of these smiles here. 566 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,062 Uh, number 22. 567 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:57,152 "It's not a flat tire, it's a swing." 568 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,153 [laughs] 569 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,807 Smile 46: "If you step on a berry, 570 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:00,982 you just made jam." 571 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,244 See, I think I've proven my point. 572 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,985 You know, I can-- I can crank out 573 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,901 the kind of crap you guys want, but guess what? 574 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,424 You're never gonna get any of it. 575 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,732 - Yeah, none of this is what we wanted, at all. 576 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:12,820 - You know what, I'm glad I'm not moving 577 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,169 to this stupid city. 578 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,344 It's just filled with a bunch of sellouts 579 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,476 like you, Eggleston. 580 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,738 Yeah, you're all just a bunch 581 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,305 of fedora-wearing phonies! 582 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,960 - None of us have fedoras. 583 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,486 - Buddy... you are a fedora. 584 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,662 [dramatic music] 585 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,099 So, I wasn't able to hit Eggleston, 586 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,622 but I pee-peed on his building, 587 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,276 and I popped one of the interns pretty good. 588 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,365 There's a warrant for my arrest in New York, 589 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,366 but guess what? 590 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,281 I ain't in New York. 591 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,023 - So, a bunch of us read your book about death. 592 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:45,418 - Yeah, yeah, it's-- you know, it's... bleak. 593 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,028 - It was awesome. 594 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,422 - I can't stop thinking about it. 595 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,162 - Parts of it were, like, scary. 596 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,034 - And I like the part about how, uh, 597 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,210 destruction and creation are basically the same thing. 598 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,212 - Oh, or the mouse trap analogy. 599 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,692 That was about destruction, right? 600 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,302 - No, no, it was about creation. 601 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,217 - They're the same thing, idiot. 602 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,872 - No, that's the thing, it's a cyclical process, right? 603 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:08,702 [all talking indistinctly] 604 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,181 - I'm dying. - Totally. 605 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,227 - We're dying. Man, you dying! 606 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,533 You're dying-- you got a little sister? 607 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,056 She dying too! 608 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:18,233 [uplifting music]